Using the cartography of thought, Poison Boy has found his way back from podcast purgatory. Our hero made a triumphant appearance at the world’s largest meeting of toxicologists, where many in attendance expressed sorrow at the lack of podcasting brilliance. It’s like crack – once you try it, there is no escape. Join the Safety Rangers as we explore the details of synthetic marijuana, discuss the virtues of young adult fiction and find meaning in the timepost milestones of September. All aboard.